Phil Allen is joyed by the long awaited return of Chris the Ninja. Chris tells us of his courtship and love affair with a fellow ninja, his peeping tom behavior, online dating, and he has a special announcement at the end of the show. He also briefly takes his clothes off.
Ep. 29: Ninja 3
Phil Allen is joined by returning guest ninja Chris. Things briefly appear normal before Phil is tormented by a series of ridiculous antics perpetrated by this train wreck of a ninja. The absurd continues with a beheading, a special meeting with Chris's clan, and trips to foreign ancient lands.
Ep. 14: Continue with Chris
Phil Allen is once again surprised by returning guest Chris during a routine recording of the podcast. The ninja reveals what his masters thought of his first visit to the show and he discusses past missions. He presents photographic evidence, demonstrates an insane ninja skill, and enlightens Phil to many ninja tactics and mindsets. As ninja Chris tells his stories he is reduced to near tears and proceeds with clothing removal.
Ep. 7: Serious Ninja Stuff with Chris
Phil Allen and first time guest Chris discuss the reemergence of the ninja. Chris comes out from the shadows to reveal his secret identity as a ninja and explains his close ties to the ninja community he’s kept hidden throughout his life. He teaches Phil the lessons we can learn from the ninja ideology and brings a few of his favorite ninja weapons to the show.